34 Responses to “ A Miss America Primer ”

1. Andy Jan 22nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm

   I see hotter chicks in my pR0n collection

2. Grab Jan 23rd, 2009 at 8:43 am

   You’re fucking with me, right?

3. Fat-T Jan 23rd, 2009 at 9:45 am

   Seriously? Is this for real? Half of them look like bad trannies!

4. LazyBum Jan 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 am

   Miss Massachusetts has that sexy girl-next-door thing working for her, and Mississippi and Michigan are pretty cute, and Miss North Carolina and Colorado are hot. Miss Maryland – you’ve got a lovely face, but step away from the Old Country Buffet if you’re going to be in a swimsuit competition. Miss Kansas looks like she got her haircut at Lillith Fair, and really, that’s the best Florida could do?

   For the record, Miss New York looks like a go-er. Know what I mean?

5. Pete Jan 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 am

   Did they switch this contest to inner beauty or something?

6. Phil Jan 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 am

   LOL, you guys are brutal. You wouldn’t kick any of these girls out of bed, admit it. While I acknowledge that I would hope for more in a beauty contest, these girls are far from ugly.

7. putt Jan 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 am

   personally, I’g glad they finally got girls who were not anorexic. And also its not really any of your places to criticize any of them, they are at least doing something with their lives instead of posting mean things about them on a blog.

8. el duderino Jan 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 am

   Where’s Miss New Mexico? Was she just that ugly? Or was somebody just too stupid to remember that New Mexico is still one of the 50 states?

9. The Cydonian Jan 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 am

   That headshot of Miss Kansas is really annoying; you have to tilt your head to view it properly.

10. freddyloc Jan 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am

    miss nevada looks worse than the 10 dollar blowjob hookers i see on the strip.

11. HankMonty Jan 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    There is a state between Arizona and Texas called New Mexico ever heard of it.

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13. Anonymous Jan 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    “WTF?!?!?” moment for me upon seeing Miss Maryland’s bikini shot.

14. Zach Jan 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I apologize for the omission of Miss New Mexico. She has returned. Not sure how that happened, but I did notice the number of photos seemed off. Oh well, problem rectified.

15. josh Jan 23rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I swear about half of these chicks are sportin a small penis.Look!!

16. Peter Jan 23rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    They aren’t bad looking, it’s just it seems they’re lying about their ages, they look more like 29-33 years old than 19-23.

17. mdg Jan 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Fat. Fupa. Gut. Thunder thighs. Ick.

18. el duderino Jan 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Thanks, Zach. Now my spank bank for today is complete.

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22. Humpinfrog Jan 23rd, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Wow. About 30% make the cut. Another 30% O.K., stage moms worked them like mules for twenty years or so, and this is their moment. The others, damn, we’re talkin’ “coyote” ugly! Take off the make-up and give them “bed head” and you’d chew your arm off to escape in the morning.

    Look for me in 2010. I’ll be the man in a wig, sporting a package and beer belly. Who knows, I might win.

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24. Anonymous Jan 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Holy shit, look at all the virgins making comments!

25. BIGDADDY&&& Jan 24th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    I’d leave my wife for Miss Hawaii

26. dippinwick Jan 24th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Way to point that out with a comment. Irony?

27. Anonymous Jan 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    eww. Miss Maine has awful legs and needs a tan.

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30. Anonymous Jan 30th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Miss Indiana. Camels toe FTW!

31. angibea Feb 5th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Hey el duderino, apparently you’re just too stupid to realize that they are listed in alphabetical order and Miss New Mexico is right after Miss New Jersey right where she belongs Einstein!!!! p.s. she’s not ugly at all

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