Of all the characters on the Muppet Show, I’ve found the Swedish Chef to be only one who consistently makes me laugh. Recently, Gunaxin posted a Get Drunk and Watch: Classic Muppet Show column with several Swedish Chef videos, and I found that wasn’t enough. The Swedish Chef is so funny, he could talk a guy out of suicide just buy doing what he does best: Singing his theme (Bork bork bork!), tossing aside utensils, and engaging in unorthodox food preparation. That’s when the minute-long segment unravels into slapstick as the chef’s ingredients get the best of him. Enjoy these clips, and don’t forget to buy your Swedish Chef stuff from Amazon! (And yes, Cröonchy Stars did make Gunaxin’s Tribute to Discontinued Cereals)

Donuts

Spaghetti

Turtle soup

Meatballs

Chocolat moose

Cake

Lobsters

Frog legs

Banana split

Eggs

Hot sauce

Fish

Roasted turkey

With uncle

Squirrel stew

Pressed duck

Salad

With Beaker

Meat loafers

Wedding cake

Christmas dinner