Ah, December, the time to look back and evaluate the past year. For guy movies at least, 2008 seemed like a strong year, both in terms of depth and top-end quality. We saw the return of a few favorites, the introduction of some new stars, and one of the best movies released in recent years.

We at Gunaxin want to take a look back at the year’s biggest hits and some of the films that may have been overlooked. You’ve probably seen some of the movies on this list, or at least remember them coming out in theaters. That’s a great start. For those that you don’t recognize, hopefully we can alert you to something you might have otherwise overlooked. With the Christmas season upon us, these movies can also make a fine gift.

We’re going to go twenty deep on this list, trying to hit not only the major blockbusters, but some titles a little less known. Obviously any one person is not expected to like every film on this list. It’s great if you do, but each person is an individual, and what may appeal to one may not appeal to another. This is a compilation that is meant to appeal to men as a whole.

And if you like this list, you may want to check out our Top 50 Guys Movies of the 1990s. So without further ado, let’s get on with the rankings:

20. Death Race

Director: Paul W. S. Anderson

Stars: Jason Statham, Joan Allen, Tyrese Gibson, Ian McShane

Who needs a plot when there’s explosion and mayhem? In a nutshell, Statham plays a former race car driver who’s framed for the murder of his wife and sent to prison. There he is forced by the warden to compete in a gladiator style sport that’s made for television: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory. Win enough and you become a free man. Think Running Man, but with cars or the game Twisted Metal come to life. The movie is fun, very loud, ridiculously violent, and really enjoyable. Despite its flaws, it doesn’t take itself seriously and is simply a fun ride.

19. Street Kings

Director: David Ayer

Stars: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans

This is a gritty story of a rogue cop who is pushed past his limits by corruption, greed, and violence. Reeves plays a dirty cop, but one who’s dirty in the name of justice. His boss doesn’t care as long as he gets results. When his ex-partner is murdered after potentially ratting him out, he’s both a suspect and out for vengeance to find the killers.

This thriller is littered with gunfire, constant drinking, and is a real throwback to the 1970s cop films because of its violence, profanity, and political incorrectness. Reeves is no great shakes as the lead, but he holds his own quite competently. Whitaker’s right in his wheelhouse playing Keanu’s boss, and the end result is a crime drama full of tension.

18. Role Models

Director: David Wain

Stars: Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb’e J. Thompson

From the director of Wet Hot American Summer and co-written by star Paul Rudd, comes this comedy about two hyper-caffeinated beverage salesmen who crash a tow truck into a statue in front of a local high school. In order to avoid jail time, they choose to serve 150 hours of a community service with a mentoring or Big Brother type program.

Role Models works because of Rudd and Scott. Their polarizing styles compliment each other, with Rudd being the sarcastic understated smart ass and Scott the goofy party animal. Yes, the movie follows the predictible path of selfish jerks learning lesson and transforming into compassionate paternal figures. That’s not exactly a spoiler for this kind of movie. The fun is not in the destination, but the laughs along the way.

17. Doomsday

Director: Neil Marshall

Stars: Rhona Mitra, Bob Hoskins, Malcolm McDowell

If you enjoyed Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome or Escape from New York, this might be the film for you. From writer/director Neil Marshall comes the British science fiction action film filled with a tongue in cheek splatter fest homage to the great John Carpenter movies of the 80s. Gratuitous blood geysers? Check. Insane, post-apocalyptic punks? Check. Buff, beautiful, uber-bad-ass heroine that can kill without a moment’s hesitation but still possesses superior morals to those that command her? Check. Ego-maniacal bad guy played by Malcolm McDowell? Check. Ticking clock to doomsday? Check. Starring the beautiful Rhona Mitra, she is sent into a quarantined zone to find the cure to a deadly virus. The only hitch? The zone is a completely lawless land abandoned by modern society. If that’s your kind of thing, check out this fun gorefest.

16. Sex Drive

Director: Sean Anders

Stars: Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke, Amanda Crew, James Marsden

Ah, the R-Rated teen comedy, always a fun genre. Sex Drive is about a high school senior who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online. At least he hopes it’s a girl, you never known who’s on the other end online. This movie may be one of the filthiest and mean-spirited mainstream comedies in the past few years, but it also might be one of the smartest. Yes, the plot is very clichéd, but the set-up of the comedy is genius. A constant barrage of jokes are thrown at the audience, most of them sticking. And that’s where the joy lies, in the laughs. From the same basic concepts as American Pie and Road Trip, if you enjoyed those movies, you should enjoy this one.

15. The Incredible Hulk

Director: Louis Leterrier

Stars: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt

A follow-up to Ang Lee’s 2003 Hulk film, the producers of this film had their work cut out for them after the critical thrashing the original film received. Although plagued by some disagreement between its star, Norton, and its director, the final product works well as comic adaptation.

I’ll admit I’ve never been a huge Hulk fan, being drawn more to the likes of X-Men, Spiderman, and Batman. Maybe its because the Hulk is more of an uncontrolled beast than strict superhero. And yet this movie is a great way to portray the Hulk and Bruce Banner as the hero. Playing essentially a cat-and-mouse game, Bruce Banner is hiding abroad from General Ross and the U.S. Government until his location is discovered. It prompts Banner to return to the U.S. in a last-ditch effort to find a cure for his “disease.” Littered with great special effects and action sequences, at the end of the day the Incredible Hulk is an entertaining summer blockbuster.

14. Wanted

Director: Timur Bekmambetov

Stars: James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie

Wanted is an odd film. It’s overly stylish, saturated with absurdity, and directed by a guy making his Hollywood debut. On the surface this looks like something that could come from Rob Cohen. Except that it stars three high profile quality actors. Freeman and Jolie have won Oscars, and McAvoy has won many critic awards for his roles in the dramas The Last King of Scotland and Atonement. It’s an odd mish mash.

McAvoy is the action hero here, and he makes an unlikely kind of hero. In Matrix-like fashion, he turns from nobody into somebody pretty fast. The explanation for how everything is possible in this movie is never fully fleshed out, but the movie features extreme action, an array of visual adrenaline, and some dark humor through out. And it has Angelina Jolie looking pretty good. Overall that’s a win.

13. Zach and Miri Make a Porno

Director: Kevin Smith

Stars: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson

Take Kevin Smith’s already crude sense of humor, mix in porno, and voilà, you have this movie. The title pretty much describes the plot. Two lifelong friends run out of money and decide to make a porno to pay the bills. If you’re looking for a real porno film, you’ll be disappointed. For nearly being rated NC-17 the sex is not terribly gratuitous, although the language is a hard R.

Even without gratuitous sex, this movie can be controversial and borderline wrong in some parts, but it’s ultimately a feel good story. Basically, this is vintage Kevin Smith, blending the cheerily offensive with heartfelt sentimentality, and while its nothing groundbreaking, its a successful comedy.

12. Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Director: Guillermo del Toro

Stars: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor

Sony wanted no part of a Hellboy sequel, luckily Universal stepped in to finance a continuation of the 2004 cult hit. And Director Guillermo del Toro delievers a solid follow-up to the original which should please Hellboy fans and maybe capture a few new ones.

Del Toro is known for his visual panache and enriching vision, and its certainly on display here with an overdose of dazzling visuals, seen in bizarre yet beautiful monsters and set design. But the heart of the movie is Ron Perlman and his portrayal of the titular character. Here we see him  battle a vengeful Prince while dealing with some domestic issues back home. As always, we see a hilarious dose of self-aware humor mixed in with some thrilling action pieces. I’d still prefer the original personally, but I feel both movies are successes that many can enjoy.

11. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Director: Nicholas Stoller

Stars: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand

One can certainly debate whether Forgetting Sarah Marshall qualifies as a guy movie. It’s basically a break up movie, maybe something comparable along the lines of Swingers. And I’d include Swingers as a guy movie, so I think we can include Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It also doesn’t hurt that this comes from the Apatow camp, the guy who brought us Superbad and Knocked Up.

Starring Jason Segel, who also wrote the screenplay, it features a guy who’s dumped by his TV star girlfriend and tries to overcome the sorrow. We see TV regulars Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis in major roles, plus a number of cameos by Apatow usuals. The most memorable character, however, is Russell Brand, who plays the over-conscious over-sexed rock star Aldous Snow. The movie is amusing and sometimes awkward, but brings the laughs as the writing flows with well-timed jokes, apathetic digs, and shockingly vulgar humor. This film could even be rated higher on this list, but loses points for featuring full frontal male nudity.

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