Follow Luke on twitter - http://twitter.com/Kailester Luke Kaile frequently fornicates with badgers. He apparently has been seen directing his own play, "Ron Conducts Zero" and attending the gym as he enjoys making grunting noises and smelling other people's sweat. Kaile is a pragmatic thinker and once attempted to create a souffle without consulting a cookbook. Naturally, it came out looking like a dog turd and tasting like Keanu Reeves' acting ability, bland. He is new to Gunaxin and in the past has published a small handful of short stories as well dabbling in writing articles for Cracked.com. At present, he is working on a screenplay that he assures followers, that it will be 23% better than anything he has ever done before.