Best Celebrity Boobs of the Last Decade

By Stew Miller (@StewWriter) on September 25th, 2009

I know damn well this is going to come off as insulting, or at the very least sounding something like me objectifying women. Trust me, neither of these things could be further from the truth. I am a happily married man and have been for ten years. That being said, yes, as with nearly every wife, -I say nearly, because there are a few who either don’t care or don’t know- mine would really prefer I not do submissions here on the site that revolve around women’s anatomy. But sometimes (generally in a ‘what-she-doesn’t-know-ain’t-gonna-kill-her moment) I feel it’s my moral and (un)ethical responsibility as a male to hold in high esteem some ladies who have done well to take specific care of themselves. And believe me, being a boob man myself -with the aforementioned wife lugging around a positively breathtaking set of knockers herself-, I certainly know a good set when I see them.

(Editor’s Note : WTF Dude? Just get to the Boobs already)

Now, the following twenty women are by no means just presented on her chosen media as specifically for eye candy. It’s just that with the factory extras they’ve been modeled with, well, they often just can’t help but be ogled. In fact, adding to the already Emaculate beauty each possess, is the simple fact that every one here has ‘posed’ in one fashion or another. So, in all reality, they brought it upon themselves. Yeah, I’m getting flack for that one. Oh well, and so it goes! Here are our Favorite Boobs of the Last Decade.

Jolene Blalock

I honestly have no idea what she did before becoming Commander T’Pol for nearly 100 far-better-with-her episodes of Star Trek Enterprise, and I don’t care. Capitol knockers, madam.

Katherine Heigl

I have never once seen an episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and I have made no plans to do so. What I have seen is Knocked Up and several pictures of her perky chest, and that, frankly, is all I need. She was also #1 on our list of Television Stars Destined for Greater Things.

Diora Baird

Perhaps most well know for her quick appearance on Wedding Crashers, Diora has gone on to some fame in a few flicks, as well as making sure everyone who wants a little fap material has seen her ridiculous rack.

Laura Prepon

A few years ago, FOX had a little show called That Seventies Show. This very funny program also gave us Topher Grace (VENOM!) and the exceptionally annoying Wilmer Valderrama (Handy Manny… yep). But neither of them have boobies. Laura does. Mila Kunis is also very, very fine. Just not quite as much.

Kristin Chenoweth

Yes, absolutely I watched Pushing Daisies for the amazing writing and scripts, but my piece of pie was always well served from Kristen, boobs and all.

Mariah Carey

As the comic Nick D’Paolo once said, “my nose whistle sounded like Mariah Carey caught in a bear trap!” Yeah, her voice can shatter diamond, but her chest can break hearts.

Kaley Cuoco

Here’s another show (The Big Bang Theory) I really ought to take time to watch. I’m not big on most sit-coms, but if Kaley traipses around rockin’ tank tops and wife beaters, I could make an exception.

Tyra Banks

Yes, perhaps a bit low on the old list here, but you know what? It’s her gratingly irritating demeanor and perpetual appearance on every show having to do with modeling that knocked her knockers down a peg.

Kim Kardashian

Just inching above Tyra here is another of those moronic ladies whose face and body is all over the place. However, with a set of chesticles like these, things can be forgiven.

Jessica Simpson

What? Not in the top 10? Hell no. This woman and her dip-shit antics are about as exciting a pickax in the knee cap. Yet, it’s hard not to stare. It is very easy not to listen.

Lucy Pinder

Apparently she was on Celebrity Big Brother. I had no idea. Well, beyond that bullshit, she’s naked a whole hell of a lot. Boobs! Amazingly enough, she only ranked #7 on our list of Britain’s 25 Hottest Women.

Giada De Laurentiis

Look: this diminutive goddess can indeed cook, but that is so beyond the point that it’s ridiculous. What is the point is that her cleavage needs its own show. Hear me, Food TV?

Jenna Fischer

There is no denying that The Office is an hilarious show. But, among the collective female batch thereon, only one has one hell of an amazing set of twins.

Christina Hendricks

I have seen an episode or two of Mad Men, and it is a great show. But the hands-down most stunning aspect featuring just a breathtaking duo of sweater puppies is Christina. Wow.

Carmen Electra

There is literally nothing she does were she isn’t actively promoting her killer (albeit, supposedly phony) breasts and her innate sexuality. Well good for her.

Carla Gugino

From her full-on, yet shadowy, nude scene in Sin City to her take on the first Silk Specter in Watchmen, Carla is a classy lady with a classy rack.

Angelina Jolie

So, as I understand it, Gia has finally been released on a decent DVD/Blueray format. Why is this a big deal? From what I recall, Angelina doesn’t wear a whole lot of clothes.

Keeley Hazell

As it turns out, modeling for The Sun and Zoo is absolutely all you need to do in life to become a hugely famous lady. Well, that and having an amazing pair of boobies helps, too.

Scarlett Johansson

No legit nude pictures yet. But that clock is still a-tickin’. Scarlett ranked #1 on our list of Hollywood’s Top Young Actresses. She must have skills to go with that body.

Salma Hayek

Oh yeah! Numero Uno! All one really needs to do is go rent Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, and, to a lesser extent, Frida, and you, too, will understand. Salma ranked #2 on our list of Top 40 Actresses over 40, and she’s still getting it done.