Dildo Delay at Hockey Game
Yes, you read that title correctly. An Ice Hockey game in Sweden’s second-tier professional league was delayed several times due to the fans littering the ice with dildos. The organized taunting of an opposing player also included banners and a large inflatable penis. Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind defenseman Jan Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year.
Since we don’t really have the resources to scout Swedish second-tier professional ice hockey, we will have to rely on The Local for more on the wacky festivities :
As one of Leksand’s top-scoring defencemen and a former member of Sweden’s national team, Huokko is known for putting the biscuit in the basket. But back in June, Huokko’s reputation for “scoring” took on a different twist when a sexually-charged video clip featuring the 34-year-old blueliner and his girlfriend ended up on the internet.
Huokko had recorded the clip on his mobile phone, and wasn’t surprised to find it spreading like wildfire on the internet after the phone was stolen. “It was a private thing between me and my girl,” he said at the time. “That’s what people do when it comes to sex.”
Before Tuesday’s match even started, AIK fans had already littered the ice with dozens of dildos, causing a slight delay as crews worked to clear the sex toys from the playing surface.
AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.
I wasn’t able to find the mobile phone video on the internets. I blame google, and my lack of ability to speak Swedish. I was able to find the next best thing though, video from the hockey game!
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C’mon Phil, have you learned nothing from the Swedish Chef. Just search for Cröonchy Dildos.
I have since been told that I probably don’t want to be searching for that mobile phone video anymore. Apparently the video in question depicts Huokko spearing (hockey term) himself with the toy in question. It was a video FOR his gf, not OF his gf. Hence, the great American search for Swedish underground video has been ceased, and we will never speak of this incident again. At least the heckling makes a bit more sense now.
For those of you looking for the “magic moment”, skip forward to 4:58 seconds in the video. Heeeelarious.
What do you get when you combine dildos with an octopus?
@website design :\
a very good time…
or a very angry octopus.
Just as I suspected, Phil’s response to the nature of the video would be in the least heterocentric and and more accurately worse homophobic.
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