Inappropriate Wedding Toasts

wedding-crashers-20050103013126024-000My brother’s new father-in-law made the funniest, yet inappropriate toast I’ve ever heard at a family wedding recently, featuring two LOUD curses and an off-color joke about love making. I personally found it hilarious, but I’m not so clear if the four grandmothers, the great aunts, or the six-year-old flower girl were amused. But the party was on his dime… so he can say whatever he wants.


So of course when I came home, to the YouTube machine I went, searching for some other classic toasts :

and we’ll finish it off with the Wedding Thriller Dance:

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3 Responses to “ Inappropriate Wedding Toasts ”

  1. When my father-in-law toasted us at our wedding, he straight up said there were, “no returns” on his daughter. Thank God 10 years later I haven’t had to argue that.

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