Michael Phelps’ Grocery List
Living in Baltimore, it’s not often that I get to see a celebrity. However last night, I ran across Michael Phelps at the grocery store. As he walked past me, leaving the store, I saw him toss a piece of paper towards the trash can. It missed and fell on the ground. Ever the responsible citizen, I reached over to pick it up for him, and was surprised to find it was his grocery list. By the looks of the bags he was carrying, I think he found everything. He must have decided he had no need for the cereal though.
It also looks like Phelps might be working on some new endorsement deals.
He should have bought these too…
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How lame, I hope you didnt spend more than 5 minutes on this week attempt to be funny
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THIS IS DUMB. He wins 8 medals and can’t even ralax and hit a bowl? WTF is that all about, I say good for you Mike, We should burrn one together.
sorry, you fail.
so he smoked a plant that kills 400,000 less people than tobacco annually. . . he was never caught with said pot, what is the big deal?
47% of all Americans have tried pot…why persecute Phelps, why not Clinton, Obama, Gates? It’s a bunch of BS
Okay what he did wasn’t a big deal, but honestly, who gives a crap about this guy anyway. Does anybody follow swimming. It and the olympics are a waste of time.
What a lame attempt at humor. This actually pisses me off with how absolutely lame this is.
Kinda looks like my shopping list. Fight the power Michael Phelps!
gay.
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As a first time reader, I can honestly say I will never ever read this pathetic excuse for comedy again. You should really give up on the dream to be a writer, let alone a comedian. For the good of the world man, stop!
LOL, love the reactions. Half the people think I am persecuting Phelps, and the other half think that I am not funny. At least the half that think it isn’t funny understand that it is just a joke. There is no commentary here that says Michael Phelps is a bad guy and should go rot in a cell. It is just a little gag grocery list of something a pot smoker might go shopping for. I’ll admit that I plucked the low hanging fruit of pot jokes, and while some don’t find it funny, others do. That is the beauty of the world that allows someone like Carrot Top to make money.
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Wow I live in CT i never see a celeb, and we got 2000 of em here, guess they dont like the gheto…..unless there copping weed to smoke in there bong
Did you guys hear? There is a new strain of marijuana called MP, it will make you feel like you won 8 gold medals and everyone around you is talking Chinese. xD
you forgot cheesy poofs
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Please tell me what grocery store sells pot?
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