Pimp Pays Teenage Prostitute with McNuggets
News.com.au has the story of Ronald Vikash Gander, a man who along with his girlfriend, pimped out a 16-year-old schoolgirl to have sex with men by paying her with chicken nuggets. It apparently was all part of some master plan to afford rent on their downtown apartment. Gander would receive all the money, totaling in the thousands of dollars, and the prostitute would receive nothing except for the occasional box of chicken nuggets.
These allegations came to light in the course of the trial of Gander, during which the judge exclaimed, “The girl was used as if she was a piece of meat … and your conduct can properly be described as that of a sleaze merchant.” I must say there’s a certain symmetry of the judge calling the girl being used as a piece of meat, when she was paid in pieces of meat (assuming McNuggets are real meat). Gander plead guilty to several counts and was sentenced to two and a half years of jail time.
The lesson in all of this? Gander is apparently no match for Ronald McDonald, who’s pimp hand is strong. Ronald is so smooth he has a Ph.D., a Pimpin’ Hos Degree. Reports state that Gander had initially reached out and contacted McDonald before his arrest, but Ronald allegedly retored, “Whatchoo talkin’ about, punk?! You the Baltic Avenue of this board, you talkin’ to Park Place, baby!” Without Ronald’s sage wisdom, Gander was lost and eventually was arrested. I will say this, Ronald is a cold-hearted bastard and would never let a ho get out of line. Hell, he even pimps out his own daughter:
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Really really weird story, why would a 16 year old accept mcnuggets as payment?
I’d like to believe that 16 year olds aren’t that gullible.
Wow, talking about working for cheap!
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Funny!
i love mcnuggers to lol
you can’t even fucking spell “whose” you idiot. boring and unfunny.
Bitch need to learn to treat hos right.
You forgot the male prettyboy ronald from the Japanese Tomato McGrand commercial.
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In all fairness, Chicken McNuggets are really tasty.
this actually made me very hungry for chicken nuggets. I don’t know if I’ll go hookin for it, but I think I’ll go buy some for sure!
Too funny. What a dunce. Turning tricks for nuggets? Whatever, she was 16 old enough to make up her mind about being a ho. And, honestly, I mean a lot of folks turn to prostituting because they are hooked on drugs or something and there is no government store for cheap drugs for whatever idiot reason. But I digress – she is not addict if she dont want the crack all she wants is processed synthetic chicken. Whatever let her work for her nuggets. Now how this poor little teen trickster going to get her meat?
Maybe the teen was from Ethiopia? and was tired of flies…..
OMG! Who would have thought. and i really don’t think nuggets are real chicken. This story does not seam real. lol
It’s confirmed: People on the Internet ARE all retards.
@joeyjojo yeah but wendy’s nuggets pwn them
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