Strange Beer Names
Santa’s Butt Porter
It’s a splendid, satisfying Winter Porter at 6% — a souped-up version of the classic Entire Butt Porter that you’ve enjoyed in the past. Everyone wants a piece of Santa’s Butt. This special porter is made for winter — rich and warming, the way they like it in the North Pole. It was inspired by this famous line from a well-loved children’s story book: “And Santa sat on his great butt, drinking a hearty brew.”
Arrogant Bastard
Pours a chocolate brown with a white head that leaves a good amount of lacing. Not a whole lot to me on the nose that really sticks out…maybe some toasted nuts and malts. The taste is a different story, some bitterness, nuts, malts, and hop flavor that really melds together well. Mouthfeel is light-medium in body with a perfect amount of carbonation.Great beer, even better name.
Old Speckled Hen
You do not need a high-sounding name to sell beers always, the Old Speckled Hen is proof for that. It is an impeccable combination of sweet and bitter tastes. The drunks who used to build MG automobiles back those days used one vehicle to ferry them around the factory, which they called – “The old speckled ‘un.” On the 50th anniversary of the car, this popular beer brand saw the light of the day. It was marketed with slightly different brand name to make it more acceptable to the consumers.
Seriously Bad Elf
Another masterpiece from Peter Scholey at Ridgeway Brewing. Seriously Bad Elf is Peters’s very English interpretation of a Belgian Tripel, brewed to warming 9% alcohol, especially for his rapidly-growing American following. Seriously Bad Elf has been banned in Connecticut! That little red speck you see in the background of the label? Why, that’s none other than Kris Kringle, Santa Claus, who, according to the Connecticut Department of Consumer Protection, cannot appear on a beer label.
Moose Drool
That first taste, the best part of a beer after a long day. We want to make that better than ever. So we made Moose Drool. The name sounds a little iffy, but it’s really the best Brown Ale you’ll ever taste. That’s why Moose Drool is far and away the best-selling beer brewed in Montana. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. Another great beer with a great name.
Leinenkugel’s Big Butt
This one pours brown with deep red highlights. The head is pretty thick and sits at about one finger, leaving a few light patches of lacing. Toasty malt is first on the nose with some bittersweet tones and hints of fruits and malty molasses and licorice.The taste isn’t far off at all; toasted malts first on the tongue with an oddly sweet tartness in the finish. The taste is a little stronger than the aroma.
Shaftebury 420 Brilliant Lager
This beer is an offering from Columbia-based Shaftebury. “4:20” can be almost mythically related to Marijuana, typically a West Coast Culture. There is a deep bonding between 4:20 and the Marijuana / Cannabis culture. To the people at Shaftebury, this name for their new beer product seemed to be an obvious choice.
Hell for Certain
From the Bluegrass Brewing company, a Belgian style ale. This higher alcohol (7.5%) beer is brewed with Belgian malt and yeast and spiced with coriander, sweet orange peel, and an additional secret spice. This beer is a full-bodied amber ale. With a big malt body balanced by it’s spices. Taste is full of the chewy, syrupy fruit and malts along with a slight tartness and bitterness from the hops. Wheaty, dry grains are accompanied by a spiciness that I can’t put my finger on but reminds me of cinnamon, allspice or nutmeg. The spice throws the taste a little off-balance. The feel is super-sticky, somewhat viscous, and slightly stale.
Bad Frog Beer
Bad Frog Beer is an American beer company founded by Jim Wauldron, a tee shirt salesman, and based in Rose City, Michigan. Bad Frog beer is a light colored amber beer with a moderate hop and medium body character. The beer generated controversy and publicity because its label features a frog extending its second of four fingers, presumably the middle finger. The slogan is “Beer so good it’s bad”.
Flying Dog in Heat Wheat
She taunts and teases… In-Heat Wheat is a German-style Hefeweizen. She is a full flavor beer, perfect for the more adventurous craft beer drinker. The addition of malted white wheat gives this brew its smooth, full mouthfeel. A proprietary yeast creates intriguing flavors of bananas and cloves.
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I’ve had the pleasure of tasting Moose Drool, Old Speckled Hen, and Stone Arrogant Bastard (from my hometown, San Diego). They are all fine beverages! For another weird (and tasty) one, check out Brother Thelonious, complete with a picture of Thelonious Monk on the label.
Try this: Big Black Homo from Walking Man brewery in Stevenson WA
i drank a beer named reeb in china frequently
What about “The Forbidden Fruit”, “Delirium Tremens”(with little pink elefants) and “The Same” from Belgium?
how about Rogue Dead Guy
good stuff
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“This beer is an offering from Columbia-based Shaftebury.”
You forgot a British in front of Columbia.
British Columbia. Columbia is a bit farther south than us.
you are forgetting Fatty Boombalatty!!! My god. How can anyone forget that beer!
This is the best name for a beer ever…..Vergina Beer.
“Nothing beats a cold Vergina.”
http://www.verginabeer.com
You forgot about Spotted Cow, Fat Squirrel, Uff-da and Stone Soup by the New Glarus Brewing Company in Wisconsin. They always use unique names.. and make great beer!
Butternuts Porkslap Pale Ale trumps all!
Thirsty Beaver is my favourite.
Hoptimus Prime. ‘nough said.
Pig’s Ass Porter is also an acceptable brew
also don’t forget Atlanta’s Sweetwater beers:
Sweetwater 420
Sweetwater Summer Hummer
Topless Witch from Three Floyd’s in Munster, IN
Theakstons “Old Peculiar” – How can u forget that!?
Red Rocket Pale Ale – I drank it in Colorado Springs in a steakhouse. I heard it was local. Tastes like it sounds.
Ghetto Blaster – Local Detroit Beer and absolutely delicious.
Check out Poligamy Porter, because you can’t have just one…
Pappy’s Big Dick Bourbon Barrel Aged Old Ale by Arcadia Brewing
Dirty Rd MILF Dry Hopped Red Lager by Old Hat Brewery
I’ll have some arrogant bastard mixed with seriously bad elf please.
Make sure that’s on the rocks with a twist and served in a dirty cup.
Link != crediting someone for their writing. Put the shit in quotes, it takes two minutes.
We have a beer named Hob Goblin sitting in our fridge.
Sweet water
Hummer
Dank Tank
4:20
Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in
Like cattle
You run
Stripped of
Your lifes worth
Human mice, for the angel of death
Four hundred thousand more to die
Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy
To benefit the aryan race
Dogfish Head Ale is a pretty weird name.
Hempen Ale was brewed with hemp.
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/hempen-ale/2563/
If you checked homebrewers’ named creations you
would find much crazier names than these. Or you
could brew your own damn beer (like in Austin) and call
it Whatever-the-fuck Wheat or Lick-my-ass Lager or Pound-Some-Pussy
Porter. You get the point. Brew on! Drink on!
OK my favourite from when I was in the US (I actually have a framed label somewhere)
Dixie Blackened Voodoo Larger
And the other day I saw a beer called Sheep Shaggers.
Theres an Oz honey beer called The Beez Kneez
You forgot “Piss” beer, because you don’t buy beer, you only rent it.
What about Bishop’s Finger?
Chicken Killer Barley Wine by Santa Fe Brewing Company
there is a local brew in kentucky called horse piss.
The Hairy Eyeball by Lagunitas, funny name but the flavor is not for me.
Sweetwater has the best names.
They have had Double D’s, Summer Hummer, Donkey Punch, Motorboat, Ron Burgundy, the Creeper which came out of their Dank Tank.
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Malheur (french for ‘accident’ or ‘misfortune’). Great beer from Belgium
http://www.malheur.be/index2.php?l=francais
DUDE BeerDogfish HeadBudweiser just strange that people drink it
Here is a list of some of the strangest beer names out their right now. Out their what?
The brewmaster behind Arrogant Bastard really is a first class prick IRL. But the beer is excellent.
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Spotted Cow? Fat Squirrel? Quality beers of New Glarus Brewery!
Old Speckled Hen has a long and illustrious history with the MG automobile. Never tasted it but sure would like to.
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