There’s this commercial that keeps coming on TV. I always tune out for the first part but at the end there are a bunch of good looking women dancing and singing “Every can, every time, we’re always hot for number 9.” And that’s the part I watch. It’s kind of cheesy, but still makes my head turn.
I have no idea what the drink is, and according to the website, it isn’t even available in stores yet. But the site does have a gallery of all their models. So anyway, not sure what’s up with this product, but the girls are hot and that’s all that matters.

(UPDATE: Thanks to a reader who called me a dumbass, I found out that Syke No. 9 is actually an anti-smoking campaign, which is now apparent on their website but was not when I originally posted this article. That being said, it is perhaps the most confusing anti-smoking campaign I’ve ever seen. They should stick with showing photos of people’s blackened lungs to make their point. Regardless, the girls are hot and that’s all that matters.)