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There’s a right way to defend yourself, and there’s a wrong way. These are the wrong ways.

A man’s life is ruled by one thing: The desire to get laid.

Let burn things on Guy Fawkes Day!

What’s more awesome than being attacked in a dark alley? Your attacker being shot by Hello Kitty!

How to deal with beer left at your house after a party.

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

Four seasons even worse than the one the Toronto Maple Leafs are having

What goes on between weekly meetings, and how the magic 8-ball is used to determine BCS rankings.

Sweet, Sweet, Erections.

Mee-mee-mee, mee-mee-mee. Mee-mee-mee.