The Presidential Check List
Okay, here’s the official list. With Barack Obama taking office, we can finally cross off ‘Black’ from the list of types of people who have sat on the U.S. throne.
Down so far…
- Whitey
- Catholic
Cripple (that’s what they called it back then)
- Redneck
- Actor
- Mentally Challenged
- Black
A huge proponent of diversity in the high office, I dream that I will be able to cross everyone off this list in my lifetime, in THIS order:
- Native American
- Jew (to think Joseph Lieberman came SOOO close)
- Asian
- Hindu
- Jedi
- Gay (Actually, there’s a theory that Lincoln was a homosexual but unless there’s a photo of him making out with Hannibal Hamlin, this seat remains vacant)
- Buddhist
- Hobbit
- Muslim (Obama could’ve killed two birds with one stone here but just HAD to pick Christ over Muhammad)
- Hispanic
- Woman (ok, long shot, I know)
I’ve always heard rumblings that James Buchanan was gay. He lived with William Rufus King for 15 years and even Andrew Jackson called them “Miss Nancy” and “Aunt Fancy”.
So you would rather see a jew or other religious people in the White House, rather than an Atheist? Fail.
Atheist isn’t funny, numbnut
We’ve already had atheists in the white house, so that’s nothing new, either.
I think it’s possible to see a woman in the presidency, just not the woman we got this time around.
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