The Top Ten Hottest 80’s Sit-Com Moms
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Not only were the 80’s chock full of killer sit-coms that came and went faster than North-Eastern weather patterns, but each and every one managed to come complete with a gorgeous Mom, or, on occasion a cute daughter. For this list, well, it’s all about the moms. From shows like ‘Growing Pains’ and ‘Family Ties’, to other famous programs like ‘Full House’ and ‘Silver Spoons’, hottie moms were all over the place. Growing up basically weaned on television brought me face to face with many of T.V.’s mothers whom I often dreamt about and pretended to have as my very own. I cant believe I just admitted to that. Just read on.
10. Joanna Kearns – Growing Pains
Look, I have nothing personally against that throbbing tool, Alan Thicke, but I would have ran that moron over to get to Joanna Kearns. Hot.
9. Meredith Baxter Birney – Family Ties
Lifetime Channel Alum Meredith Baxter was smokin’ hot on Family Ties, and the very fact that she put up with both Michael J. Fox and Justine Bateman makes her that much hotter.
8. Lori Loughlin – Full House
Oh Rebecca, how you hurt me so. Even though you married Uncle Jesse who, let’s face it, it a hot hot fella, you managed to steam up the screen each time I was in my room… alone.
7. Katey Segal – Married With Cildren
Peg Bundy was absolutely everything a trophy slut wife ought to be, up to and including being quite a bit smarter than Al. Here we also have a case of the daughter of the house being equally hot, substantially dumber, and far more willing.
6. Erin Grey – Silver Spoons
Joel Higgins was a millionaire with a train in his damn living room and a kid named Rick. But wh cares about all that garbage when your girlfriend used t be on Buck Rogers. I do miss Erin Grey’s tight flight suit, though.
5. Phylicia Rashad – The Cosby Show
Even now Claire Huxtable is a damn fine lookin’ cougar. She was also, apparently, like tossing a hot dog down a hall way considering each season introduced a new child on the show. Yeah, MILF material for sure.
4. Deborah Harmon – Just the Ten of Us
In a house full of hot daughters (see: Brooke Theiss, Heather Langenkamp, Jamie Luner…) it’s refreshing that the mother can stand on her own as a smokin’ babe in her own right. She did, after all, give birth to all that hotness.
3. Katherine Helmond – Who’s the Boss
When you are quite possibly the sit-com world’s most prolific cougar, it stands to reason that you’d try to rub off your talents on your equally cute daughter, Angela. However, since she turns out to be relatively useless, maybe spend your days teaching Alyssa Milano. There’s hope there.
2. Anne Schedeen – Alf
An alien gets to see her in the shower? Are you serious? Oh to be a fly on the wall…
1. The Hogan Family – Sandy Duncan
Odd choice? Um, no! Sandy Duncan is a stone cold fox! And, to top it all off: glass frikkin eye! She can keep her one eye focused on you while she’s in the throes of bedroom-type passion. Hot.
Although it is hard to argue with the list I take issue with the ordering of it. Lori Loughlin needs to be No. 1 and Erin Grey is No. 1A. Both were hotter than lava rocks.
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Sandy Duncan doesn’t have a glass eye. She only lost her sight in one eye.
This list is ass-backwards. No one will argue with the fact that Lori Loughlin (Becky, Full House) was THE hottest of all the ones on this list. Mona? Really? She was like 65 on WTB–is she even still alive? Phylicia Rashad was NEVER attractive and has NO business even being on the list. Katey Segal, well played. She’s even hotter now on Sons of Anarchy.
moron
This list is retarded. Thanks for the waste of time…
Order is retarded.
Agree with Dave
I really hope this is a joke LOL.
LORI LOUGHLIN WAS THE HOTTEST SITCOM MOTHER OF ALL TIME. HOW DARE YOU PLACE HER AT #8! YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEYS WHO ALSO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!
I agree. Lori for President.
Oh, should I have put Lori at #1 considering she wasn’t even a proper mom till the end of the show? Boo hoo on me (he he he)
The list is totally arguable but fair, i see some faces.
I’m adding the write in vote for Tim Allens wife on Tool Time.
idiot home improvement was the 90’s
I STAND CORRECTED. SHE WASN’T A MOM UNTIL THE 90′S BUT I CAN’T STOP TYPE-SCREAMING OTHERWISE I LOSE THIS ARGUMENT.
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Oh man, it has to be Lori Loughlin, she was hot even after having fictional twins. I thought Uncle Jesse was a lucky man even before he married Rebecca Romijn in real life, some guys have all the luck. This is a really great top ten list, anyone can post their own list to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
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I would definitely put this list in a different order, and dump a few people off of it. Laurie Laughlin, Erin Grey, and Joanna Kerns would be my top 3. Sandy Duncan has a nice MILF quality but there’s no way in hell she’s #1, she’s about middle of the pack on real good day.
Phylicia Rashad should be nowhere near this list, replace her with Susan St. James from Kate and Allie (I’d rank her pretty high, too).
Katherine Helmond, the slutty grandmother from Who’s the Boss is #3 on this list? Not unless I’m on a 7-beer buzz and it’s been a good while since I’ve gotten any action. I’d replace her with Jane Curtin from Kate and Allie (and I’ll spare you the teenage fantasies I had about them two living together).
I would also dump Meredith Baxter Birney from this list. The queen of the Lifetime TV sob-story-of-the-week is completely overrated in acting ability and looks. Replace her with Patricia Richardson from Home Improvement, I’ve always had a thing for her.
Oops, my spelling should be “Lori Loughlin”. She’s so hot (even now), I never paid attention to the spelling of her name.
Damn. Upon further review, Home Improvement didn’t start until 1991, close but no cigar. OK, I’ll go with Ann Romano (Bonnie Franklin) in One Day at a Time. That show ran from the mid-70s to the mid-80s. She dressed too square and really needed to do something different with her hair, but she’s got it where it counts. Bonus: she went bra-less in most episodes.
Where is Patricia Heaton, Suzanne Sommers?
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