Top Fifty Guy Movies of the 1990s

What makes a classic guy movie? I don’t think there’s any one definition. It’s a nebulous concept, although certain factors weigh more heavily than others. One might say start with blood, car chases, guts, gun play, explosions, the F-word, and cleavage. But that argument is too simplistic. It’s not all about the action or the women. It can include male bonding or simply creating an aura of cool.  And let’s not forget the comedies or science fiction films. But it should be the kind of movie you can watch over and over again with your friends, while remembering the lines or the scenes as you go. And it’s likely that the women in your life don’t share the same passion for that movie. That’ll at least point you in the right direction.

So while we may not be able to define it, like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when identifying obscenity, we know it when we see it. Here are the Top 50 guy movies from the 1990s:

50. Wild Things, 1998

Premise: Two very different high school girls accuse a popular teacher of rape, leading to a trial and much more.

Director: John McNaughton

Stars: Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Denise Richards, Neve Campbell

What you’ll Remember: The hotel scene

Reasons it is on the List: Okay, so the plot is far-fetched and you have Kevin Bacon’s bacon, that’s the bad. The good? You can see Neve Campbell and Denise Richards make out, Richards pour champagne on her breasts, and you get Bill Murray tossed in for comedy’s sake. Overall that’s a winner.

49. Army of Darkness, 1993

Premise: A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve a book so he can return home.

Director: Sam Raimi

Stars: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert

What you’ll Remember: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick!

Reasons it is on the List: This quasi-horror adventure tale relies more on slapstick and appropriately tongue-in-cheek special effects than blood and gore like the previous Evil Dead entries. You might say its an ode to The Three Stooges that’s littered with one-liners. Hail to the King, Baby!

48. Wayne’s World, 1992

Premise: Hosts of a local late night cable-access program sell-out their program to the man.

Director: Penelope Spheeris

Stars: Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe, Tia Carrere

What you’ll Remember: Bohemian Rhapsody in the car.

Reasons it is on the List: There’s a parade of one-liners in this comedy such as: “Excellent!”, “Party On!”, “Schwing!”, “If you’re gonna spew, spew into this”, “Hurl”, and “We’re Not Worthy”. There’s also a trio of endings, rock stars, and the magically babelicious Tia Carrere.

47. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1998

Premise: A journalist and his attorney travel to Vegas to cover a motorcycle race and consume copious amounts of illegal drugs, commit acts of fraud, and generally wreak havoc.

Director: Terry Gilliam

Stars: Johnny Depp, Benicio del Toro, Christina Ricci

What you’ll Remember: We can’t stop here. This is bat country.

Reasons it is on the List: Based on a novel written by Hunter S. Thompson, the entire movie involves someone taking massive amounts of some drug and the consequences. It works thanks to Depp and Gilliam’s blatant uniqueness. Yes the movie is strange, sometimes to the point of insanity. It is a Gilliam movie after all, could you expect otherwise? But the package works, as it comes off as a sophisticated stoner flick.

46. Glengarry Glen Ross, 1992

Premise: Two days in the lives of four real estate agents as they become desperate to avoid getting fired.

Director: James Foley

Stars: Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Ed Harris, Alan Arkin, Kevin Spacey

What you’ll Remember: A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

Reasons it is on the List: The biting screenplay by David Mamet is littered with quotable lines, some less than PG. And the star studded cast includes four Oscar winners and two others who have been nominated, perhaps the greatest acting ensemble ever put before a camera. The movie has no sex, no violence, no car chases, no action, just powerful acting. Go see it!

45. Die Hard With A Vengeance, 1995

Premise: A man blows up a downtown department store and forces a detective and local shopkeeper to play a game or else risk more deaths.

Director: John McTiernan

Stars: Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson

What you’ll Remember: Bruce Willis with a billboard in Harlem.

Reasons it is on the List: Die Hard’s a classic, and while this may not quite live up to the original, it’s packed full of explosions and adds in Samuel L. Jackson. The combination of Jackson and Willis leads to remarkable chemistry, enabling both deep tension and hilarious comic moments.

44. True Lies, 1994

Premise: A secret agent who has an ordinary home life with his family unaware that he is a spy until they get caught up in a mission.

Director: James Cameron

Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold

What you’ll Remember: Stuff Blowing Up.

Reasons it is on the List: It’s hard not to enjoy a James Cameron movie, but toss in action star Arnold Schwazenegger and a budget larger than the GNP of many small countries and you get big action, big explosions, and a great re-watchable film.

43. Friday, 1995

Premise: In south central Los Angeles, two friends hangout and get high after one gets fired on his day off.

Director: F. Gary Gray

Stars: Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long

What you’ll Remember: You got knocked the #@!& out!

Reasons it is on the List: This is vintage Chris Tucker, a stoner comedy with many memorable lines, and it’s the kind of movie you can pop in at any time. Even if you know the lines, it’s still funny. There just doesn’t seem to be enough R-Rated comedies around these days.

42. Natural Born Killers, 1994

Premise:  A young couple embarks on a crime spree, Bonnie and Clyde style.

Director: Oliver Stone

Stars: Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Tom Sizemore

What you’ll Remember: Someone’s head on a stick.

Reasons it is on the List: As Roger Ebert wrote, “Seeing this movie once is not enough. The first time is for the visceral experience, the second time is for the meaning.” It is amongst the most violent American films made, but is meant to be a satire of violence in American media and how criminals can become quasi-celebrities.

 

41. Billy Madison, 1995

Premise: A goof-off and slacker who must go back to school and complete all twelve grades in order to take over his father’s company.

Director: Tamra Davis

Stars: Adam Sandler, Bridgette Wilson, Bradley Whitford

What you’ll Remember: It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around.

Reasons it is on the List: Adam Sandler’s crowning achievement in a long line of major Hollywood comedies. His first starring role remains his most memorable and also stars a pre-Pete Sampras Bridgette Wilson. This crude, tasteless comedy is no great piece of art, it just brings the laughs.

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32 Responses to “ Top Fifty Guy Movies of the 1990s ”

  1. 51. Waterboy! I love that movie man…

  2. It’s a little bit obscure, but The Big Hit is definitely one of my favorites.

  3. Great list, but missing Casino!

  4. where is casino… was expcting it at number one

  5. I knew people would not like Casino missing. It’s a fair argument to make. I think its the Sharon Stone annoyance factor that did it in.

  6. Interesting that 2 of the top 5 best guy movies of the 90’s feature highly prominent scenes of male on male sodomy.

  7. Shawshank IMHO should be #1 but still dugg for being in the top 5.

  8. Gladiotor??????

  9. Did I no9t see Gladiator on the list. Come on now

  10. You don’t see Gladiator because this is movies of the 90’s not the 2000s.

    Fight Club #1? This list is a joke. Heat was MUCH better. And Wild Things is top 10 just for the make out scene alone.

  11. Good list, but “Out of Sight”? That movie sucked.

  12. Totally blew it on The Rock…..thing I remember about that movie is Sean Connery’s famous line “Losers always whine about their best….winner’s go home and fu*k the prom queen!”

  13. The Rock – “Carla was the prom queen!”

  14. You have to include A Few Good Men. Say what you want about Tom Cruise, but his scenes with Jack were awesome.

  15. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

  16. Great list, but you forgot Suburban Commando, brother!!

    And CASINO definitely needs to be on this list. Top 5 hands down…

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  20. what about Snatch

  21. True Romance was 1993, not 1998 (look it up). Also, Armegedon wasn’t a great movie, but it was a lot better than some of the ones you’ve got in the top 50.

  22. Snatch was in 2000, but is very good.

    Sorry about the True Romance, wass a typo

  23. If you’re a fan of Michael Mann (”Heat”), then you can’t leave out “Last of the Mohicans” (1992). Daniel Day-Lewis plays the colonial bad-arse Hawkeye. Awesome battle scenes, both group and mano-a-mano. Wes Studi’s “Magua” does some serious butt-kicking of his own until he meets his fate at movie’s end.

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  26. The Shawshank Redemption was an awesome movie

  27. Good list, but Trainspotting takes place in Scotland. So, he’s a young Scottish guy. Just a heads up!

  28. Kilmer’s quote in Tombstone was I’m your Hucklebearer…you know the guy who carries the casket at a funeral.

    What the hell is a huckleberry?

  29. Two points:

    1) Scotland is in Britain, hence British man. All Scots are Brits

    2) I’m pretty certain the quote is “I’m your huckleberry”, even the subtitles confirm this. “I’m your huckleberry” was slang for “I’m the man for the job” or “I’m the man you’re looking for”

  30. From some random source on the internet :

    However, that whole thing about “huckleberry” supposedly being “hucklebearer” is utter hogwash (ol’ Frank out at Mescal should know better!). Kevin Jarre (who wrote the script–and is a friend of mine) took the line from old newspaper accounts quoting Holliday himself. There are plenty of examples of the use of “I’m your huckleberry” as in the context of the film (meaning: “I’m your man”). There are absolutely NO historical records of anyone, anywhere ever using the words “huckle-bearer” in any context. In fact, this myth of the term “huckle-bearer” has been traced all the way back to about 2000 when some cranky old re-enactors created it because they felt saying “I’m your huckleberry” just didn’t sound manly enough. The script says: huckleberry. When Val Kilmer (who actually uttered the line!) signed a photo for me he wrote: “I’m your huckleberry” (not huckle-bearer). And, heck, even the DVD’s subtitles read: “I’m your huckleberry”. Please do not propigate this ridiculous “huckle-bearer” story any further.

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  32. Fight Club in first place??? Of Course!! It is just the best film i have ever seen. Matrix is my second favourite, but only the first movie,the second looks like some marvel stuff, and the third is just fun to watch but not deep. Pulp fiction i find it overrated… If you see this as a list of most enjoyable movies, the other movies in the list are well chosen otherwise you wouldn´t see terminator in 7th place, it is satisfying but not a great great movie. This is the best 90s list!!!

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