Top Ten George Costanza Moments

george_costanzaAmong the funniest Seinfeld moments ever, the majority seem to come directly from George Costanza, so why not take a closer look at Mr. Art Vandelay himself? For this list, we’re talking about punchlines that make you spit out your drink or laugh milk up your nose, not humorous things over the course of an episode, or even moments that are just funny in theory (and may be very memorable but don’t necessarily deliver a huge burst of laughter). So here are the absolute funniest George Costanza moments that Gunaxin could come up with. Did we miss any of your favorites?

10. Montage of handicapped George

9. George gets hired

8. Shrinkage

7. Jerkstore preparation

6. Chip-dipping etiquette

5. George is bald

4. Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?

3. George does the opposite

2. “Fire!”

1. Latex salesman

And now, a tribute to the man of the hour, George Costanza:

Honorable Mentions
Answering machine

George eats from garbage

Marine biologist

George’s trifecta

George is robbed

My mother caught me

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9 Responses to “ Top Ten George Costanza Moments ”

  1. George definitely contributed a lot to the show. Without him, the show wouldn’t have been as nearly as successful.

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