Comments on: What is Grimace? http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120 stuff for guys : sports, girls, humor, media, gadgets, and beer Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:14:30 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: DBtheGmc http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-38838 DBtheGmc Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:08:54 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-38838 He's the shape AND color of your heart after years of eating McDonalds. He's the shape AND color of your heart after years of eating McDonalds.

]]> By: DBtheGmc http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-38826 DBtheGmc Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:08:54 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-38826 He's the shape AND color of your heart after years of eating McDonalds. He's the shape AND color of your heart after years of eating McDonalds.

]]> By: A Tribute to McDonald's Hamburglar | Gunaxin Humor http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-38792 A Tribute to McDonald's Hamburglar | Gunaxin Humor Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:01:39 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-38792 [...] loves McDonald’s, and we’ve already asked What is Grimace?, and we’ve even covered the Hamburglar in the context of having a dangerous food addiction. [...] [...] loves McDonald’s, and we’ve already asked What is Grimace?, and we’ve even covered the Hamburglar in the context of having a dangerous food addiction. [...]

]]> By: Mullac http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-14381 Mullac Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:01:39 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14381 (Extract from the diary Grimace Christopher O’Reilly) 15th June 1932 As I was strolling casually down the avenue earlier this evening, a man in a brightly colored costume of the strangest design, seeming to be made predominantly of some sort of red and yellow material, came up to me with a proposition of most peculiar sorts. It seemed he wanted me to work for him, but unfortunately he wouldn’t be opening a shop for some forty odd years so I would have to travel in his time machine which he kept in his back yard. Needless to say I accepted. 16th June 1932 I am about to leave for this new life, but to make sure I will have this diary in the future I will hide it in an Incan Monastery behind the tourist information centre. I don’t know what to expect in 1970 but I’m jolly excited. 22nd August 1970 I’ve retrieved my diary from where I deposited it yesterday but unfortunately I can no longer write in it. At the moment my Mysterious employer I now know as “Ronald” Is writing as I talk to him. There were some unfortunate side effects to the time travel. I seem to now be made of some sort of soft cushiony substance and my mouth is shrinking, even as I talk my mouth is shrinking. I fear I will never be able to talk again . . . (The rest of this account is written by on Ronald McDonald of New Hampshire as Grimace has now turned into a walking purple blob) Grimace has been happy since that day, working non – stop with zero pay, and the best thing is he can’t do anything about it BECAUSE HE CANT TALK. HA HA HA> MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA (Extract from the diary Grimace Christopher O’Reilly)

15th June 1932

As I was strolling casually down the avenue earlier this evening, a man in a brightly colored costume of the strangest design, seeming to be made predominantly of some sort of red and yellow material, came up to me with a proposition of most peculiar sorts. It seemed he wanted me to work for him, but unfortunately he wouldn’t be opening a shop for some forty odd years so I would have to travel in his time machine which he kept in his back yard. Needless to say I accepted.

16th June 1932

I am about to leave for this new life, but to make sure I will have this diary in the future I will hide it in an Incan Monastery behind the tourist information centre. I don’t know what to expect in 1970 but I’m jolly excited.

22nd August 1970

I’ve retrieved my diary from where I deposited it yesterday but unfortunately I can no longer write in it. At the moment my Mysterious employer I now know as “Ronald” Is writing as I talk to him.
There were some unfortunate side effects to the time travel. I seem to now be made of some sort of soft cushiony substance and my mouth is shrinking, even as I talk my mouth is shrinking. I fear I will never be able to talk again . . .

(The rest of this account is written by on Ronald McDonald of New Hampshire as Grimace has now turned into a walking purple blob)

Grimace has been happy since that day, working non – stop with zero pay, and the best thing is he can’t do anything about it BECAUSE HE CANT TALK. HA HA HA> MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA

]]> By: Ronnoc http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-14378 Ronnoc Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:58:11 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14378 No when i say there isn't but when im itchy i scratch it. No when i say there isn’t but when im itchy i scratch it.

]]> By: Andy http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-5#comment-14377 Andy Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:56:22 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14377 There was no EXPRIMENT!!!!!!!!!! There was no EXPRIMENT!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Ronnoc http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-14375 Ronnoc Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:54:56 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14375 He is the super soldier syrum experiment that found a escape out of AREA 51 (which actually exist) between the border of mexico and the southern part of America. Grimace found a way out and only wanted to go back to his normal life (working in McDonalds for 7.45 and hour for 4 hours a day. This is the truth cause i am the man who worked on the project (there was no project). He is the super soldier syrum experiment that found a escape out of AREA 51 (which actually exist) between the border of mexico and the southern part of America. Grimace found a way out and only wanted to go back to his normal life (working in McDonalds for 7.45 and hour for 4 hours a day. This is the truth cause i am the man who worked on the project (there was no project).

]]> By: Rudolph http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-14373 Rudolph Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:35:04 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14373 Grimace is a small purple child which was abused and misused when of the age of 10 leaving him to think of the cold hands of his 2 gay mexican dads touching every small hole and crevas known to man. After 10 more years of this he ranaway from home became what the local mexicans call Le' LecasGrimasso. Mr. McDonald found the boy adopted him to the Mac foundation and used him to get small kids to poke his puffy belly on the weekends and sometimes the holidays. Grimace is a small purple child which was abused and misused when of the age of 10 leaving him to think of the cold hands of his 2 gay mexican dads touching every small hole and crevas known to man. After 10 more years of this he ranaway from home became what the local mexicans call Le’ LecasGrimasso. Mr. McDonald found the boy adopted him to the Mac foundation and used him to get small kids to poke his puffy belly on the weekends and sometimes the holidays.

]]> By: Rudolph http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-14372 Rudolph Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:28:37 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-14372 He is inside of us but when its time to use the toilet he is in the bowl. When this is the case a man in black tried to stop it and make sure that everyone can share the love but when the man in black mutated this "THING" he made a big mistake and gave it a name and a job giving it a damn good reason to live. He is inside of us but when its time to use the toilet he is in the bowl. When this is the case a man in black tried to stop it and make sure that everyone can share the love but when the man in black mutated this “THING” he made a big mistake and gave it a name and a job giving it a damn good reason to live.

]]> By: jujuy http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-12380 jujuy Sat, 23 May 2009 07:03:15 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-12380 i always fought that grimace was a big chicken nugget since he was evil he was off? i dnt know i always fought that grimace was a big chicken nugget since he was evil he was off? i dnt know

]]> By: Ronald M http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-6930 Ronald M Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:22:13 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-6930 I have it on good authority that Grimass is a runaway from the Barbapapa household. A shapeshifter. A killer. And an eater of cheese. He is everyman, and no man. A scoundrel, but a virgin. He is French, yet behaves like a Swede. Think of him as Russian, with a brain like a German, and you will understand him. Think of him as a connoisseur of fine meats, though, and you will not. Also, what kind of voice is he doing in the "evil Grimace" commercial? I mean, I've heard that voice before on a ton of cartoon characters. If I was the voice director, what would I tell an actor if I wanted him to make that voice? Like, what's the official term for that specific characterization? I have it on good authority that Grimass is a runaway from the Barbapapa household. A shapeshifter. A killer. And an eater of cheese. He is everyman, and no man. A scoundrel, but a virgin. He is French, yet behaves like a Swede. Think of him as Russian, with a brain like a German, and you will understand him. Think of him as a connoisseur of fine meats, though, and you will not.

Also, what kind of voice is he doing in the “evil Grimace” commercial? I mean, I’ve heard that voice before on a ton of cartoon characters. If I was the voice director, what would I tell an actor if I wanted him to make that voice? Like, what’s the official term for that specific characterization?

]]> By: Mark http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4419 Mark Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:42:07 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4419 Clearly Grimace is the father of the Cookie Monster, who ran away from home at a very early age and lived in a shelter on Sesame Street. Cookie was able to withstand the draw of fast food, which had clearly robbed his father of his once trim physique, but the lure of cookies sweet goodness was more than he could control. It's really quite the American tragedy. Clearly Grimace is the father of the Cookie Monster, who ran away from home at a very early age and lived in a shelter on Sesame Street. Cookie was able to withstand the draw of fast food, which had clearly robbed his father of his once trim physique, but the lure of cookies sweet goodness was more than he could control. It’s really quite the American tragedy.

]]> By: Anonymous http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4358 Anonymous Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:55:15 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4358 grimace is very obviously supposed to be the lord creator of mcdonalds land. He is the god of the old testament. At times creating and destroying. At the moment we are in a period creation on behalf of grimace. the former period of destruction is seen by the commercial. With the multiple arms,Grimace like the Hindu god Shiva has the ability to destroy. His transformation into a two armed being shows that he is a mere mortal who walks among us. I predict that in the future Grimace will regain his lost arms and begin a period of creation. grimace is very obviously supposed to be the lord creator of mcdonalds land. He is the god of the old testament. At times creating and destroying. At the moment we are in a period creation on behalf of grimace. the former period of destruction is seen by the commercial. With the multiple arms,Grimace like the Hindu god Shiva has the ability to destroy. His transformation into a two armed being shows that he is a mere mortal who walks among us. I predict that in the future Grimace will regain his lost arms and begin a period of creation.

]]> By: Anonymous http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4342 Anonymous Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:22:25 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4342 Grimace is obviously a big purple butt-plug Grimace is obviously a big purple butt-plug

]]> By: BandAid http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4327 BandAid Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:00:55 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4327 I'm pretty sure that's Jodie Foster in the original Grimace commercial. I’m pretty sure that’s Jodie Foster in the original Grimace commercial.

]]> By: Anonymous http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4284 Anonymous Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:22:05 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4284 Back in the 80's I always assumed he was just an upset stomach, cause he was sorta shaped like one and his name was grimace. Back in the 80’s I always assumed he was just an upset stomach, cause he was sorta shaped like one and his name was grimace.

]]> By: dmv76 http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-4277 dmv76 Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:56:29 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-4277 He's a purple pickle He’s a purple pickle

]]> By: Shea http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-3643 Shea Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:21:57 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-3643 He is what happens when the milkshake dispensers malfunction, a mixture of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry that piles together into fat, purple, amorphous, touchy feely ,molester being. He is what happens when the milkshake dispensers malfunction, a mixture of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry that piles together into fat, purple, amorphous, touchy feely ,molester being.

]]> By: Bridget http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-2576 Bridget Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:57:33 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-2576 According to Gus of the show "Psych", Grimace is a brother. His full name is "Grimace T. Jackson". According to Gus of the show “Psych”, Grimace is a brother. His full name is “Grimace T. Jackson”.

]]> By: amic http://humor.gunaxin.com/what-is-grimace/11120/comment-page-4#comment-2575 amic Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:25:48 +0000 http://www.gunaxin.com/?p=11120#comment-2575 tastebud! tastebud!

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